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The Filthy Report part 4(I think?)
Posted on 21 Nov 2009


It’s been 2 weeks since PCW’s Hellbound event and we are on our way to Season’s Beatings in less than 3 weeks away. Already two huge title matches announced and I’m sure the new tag team champions with their advisor TJ Bratt will be showing up to defend their belts as well. As for any other matches on the card, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. Mike Angels has been suspended by Commissioner Stevens for inadvertently hitting him last month, but all the other PCW superstars will be there. The main event of the card will be “Showtime” Robby Royce meeting PCW Heavyweight Champion Kenny Omega for his belt in what some people are calling a Match of the Year candidate before it even happens.

-I had a chance to speak with Royce recently, who didn't have much to say about his former comrades in AoD, preferring to talk about his upcoming title shot against Kenny Omega. “I have held singles belts in CWF, NWA, TRCW, ICW, PCW and I almost took Corino’s AWA belt in 2005. I have faced the British Bulldog AND DH Smith, Chris Sabin, Matt Bentley, Paul Diamond and Leatherface from IWA Japan. I have been in the wrestling business for almost 20 years. I moved back into tag team wrestling for a few years, trying to pass on my knowledge to the younger generation, and look where it got me! Bloody in the centre of the ring while my former partners stood over me, gloating. ATM, Brooks, you can dodge me this month but eventually I’ll catch up to you and we’ll see who’s bloodied then. As for Omega, I’m not looking past him. He’s a 5 time PCW heavyweight champion and has been competing in ROH, PWG and around the world. I’ve watched him in the ring, and I’ve been studying DVD’s for the past while researching his strengths and weaknesses. I think he’s in for quite a fight on December 10th, and I’ll be walking out with the belt around my waist.”

-I then tried to talk to Mr. Brooks, who seemed quite happy to discuss the topic.
"Do you know how high the chiropractor bills have been for my man ATM? His back is constantly sore from carrying that old man Royce! That decrepit fool has been dragging us down for a while. Since Team Impact lost the tag belts in March It was Royce who kept screwing up and keeping us from winning them back in our chances, and then when we finally do win them he causes us to lose the titles in our first match defending them? THEN.....he DARES to put his hands on me? He's lucky ATM and I only left him bloody in the centre of the ring, if the big cowboy was here he would've felt the whole power of the AoD and probably been tossed right through the front window of Dylan's! But enough about the past, and more about the future! I introduced my galactic superstar Kraven at this last show and I always have my eyes on other members who can improve my Alliance, I promise you this is only the begining of my plans.” I asked why ATM refused Royce’s challenge for the upcoming Season’s Beatings show, and Brooks immediately made a “ring, ring” noise with his mouth and said he had to go take a phone call and walked off.

-The other match announced is “Outlaw” Adam Knight defending his PCW Canadian Championship against “Average” Joe Dixon. Dixon hasn’t lost for the past year, and Knight did nothing but lose until turning things around in August, finally winning the Canadian title he’d been chasing for a while. He managed to keep it at the next show in October, beating Kaos but now he’s facing one of the top contenders in Average Joe. Is Knight fully recovered from his losing streak, or did he just get lucky a couple of times? Has the old cowboy lost a step? Did taking off a month affect him? Now that he was winning in 2009, maybe missing Hellbound could have a negative effect on him. I guess we’ll find out at the next show. I tried to contact him for this article but he was at the gym again.

-I've heard that after Pete Chee had his brother Pon Chee appear in PCW recently, the family reunion is only going to keep growing. It seems the high chieftan "Big Chee" has his eye on bringing in some other family members to possibly help them in their quest for the PCW tag titles and utter domination of the company. First on the agenda is their foreign cousin, Fren Chee, and then their religious uncle Pree Chee. One person who won't be coming to visit anytime soon is Pon's nagging wife, he seems to be happy to be away from Bit Chee for a while. I was going to mention the other tag team in the family, It Chee and Scrat Chee, but they’ve been out of wrestling with some sort of rash for the last while.

-In all seriousness, one person I’d like to give a shout-out to is Lacey. She’s taken more high impact moves in the past few months than some big stars who appear on TV. Maybe now that TI is disbanded, the violence will stop. I’m curious to see if she makes it to the next show, last time we saw her she had just taken a devastating piledriver from Royce and was being carried out by Sabertooth again as Mo Luke got the pin to win the tag titles for their team.

-One month after being unmasked, Kory Kinkade got a huge win over the Mexican assassin of the AoD, Kraven Sicario. Maybe the “Man from P-town” just needed to hear some cheers rather than the jeers he was receiving as the masked Ludicrous to get back into the win column. I would ask him, but with the Star Trek movie recently released on Blu-ray, and a new chapter of Twilight hitting the theatres, he has been a hard man to track down. I only hope he makes it to the December 10th show.

-Finally, I can reveal something I’ve been holding onto for a while, but I’ll tell you now, I’ve got the inside scoop and I’m going to release it here. Appearing at the next show will be former ECW, WCW, and WWE star Lance Storm...


....’s top student, Scott Justice! After being taken to the limit by fellow SWA student Sir Bradley Charles last month, what is in store for Justice and his best friend and in ring advisor Jay Walker? Will Antonio Scorpio Jr. be able to respond to their constant taunting? Medical reports have him still out until March at the earliest, so they may still feel safe.


-That’s what I’ve got for now, See you all at the next show, where I will be once again wearing my jacket and you will not be subjected to my bare chest. I thought we all agreed we’d wear costumes to the last show, guys? Huh? Thanks for backing me up. Until next time, I’m Filthy!
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